- Friend: Sherlock? Never heard of it.
- Me: Oh, that's fine, you BLOODY SOULLESS BASTARD!
- (No longer) friend: ... I gotta go...
- Facebook: Hey, want Timeline?
- Me: No, nobody does.
- Facebook: Okay, I'll set it to your profile now. Bye!
If you have Instagram follow me at get_the_duct_tape. I’ll follow back! :)
“May the Force be ever in your favor, Harry” —Gandalf
“Pants on the ground! Pants on the ground! Walking downtown with your pants on the ground!” —General Larry Plat